My mom said I was flyest.

What. The. Heck.

I've grown up all these (17) years with my mom telling me I was FLYEST. 

She never said prettiest, nicest, cutest, smartest, 

she said....

flyest. 

So instagram. There's this page called "Mountain Views Real Flyest". I saw it and thought

DUH, Me. I'm Fly. AND REAL. 

Because my mom said so. 

But there were 25? EXCUSE ME? Twenty. Five. That's right, 24 other people sharing my spotlight. 

MINE.

I mean, HELLO? 

Look at me.

Was it not obvious enough?

Where is my glory, my fame, my... #1 spot? 

Okay, obviously that was fake (or was it). 

So for those of you who don't know, there is a new page on instagram called MV's flyest. They number the top 25 hottest girls from our school.
So for this post I will make my opinion not stand out to any of you. I will take the side of 3 different people looking at this sight, and give some suggestions to ya'll. 

#1 The girls who hate the site

Why. Why not you? You think you're prettier than at least 7 of those girls, right? You think wow. What about this person I know who is prettier? and this person? This person shouldn't even be on this list because she is NOT PRETTY. 

Okay, Take a chill pill home skilley. 

You are beautiful! This is ONE person's opinion, ONE. This isn't really "mountain views" opinion. To that person you are not in their 25! To someone else you might be #1, #6, #9008, #5, #20... So seriously. CALM DOWN. It is one person's opinion who made this dumb, dumb, dumb page. 

#2 The girl who is on the site and suddenly loves it

cool, bro. 

#3 To the individual who made the site

Congratulations! You have successfully ripped the other 97% of mountain view's girls hearts to shreds. For me, I never cared. I knew to someone else I might be fly.... I mean flyyyy. To you, I'm not. and I am OKAY with it. 

But i'm one of the few girls. There are lots of girls who hoped every day they would make it onto your site. There are so many pretty girls at our school, why limit it to 25? I wish you would just post your opinion on your OWN instagram page and be real about it. It's ironic that it's MV's REAL flyest, when the person who made it is hiding behind their phone spreading drama throughout the school. 

For the sake of everyone's sanity, I say you should take it down. Or at least spotlight pretty girls, not rank them. No one wants to be "ranked" above OR below someone, and I bet,whoever you are, neither would you. 

To end this post.

Fly? What the crap does that even mean? 

You say fly, and then post the hottest?

Anyway, Mountain View is freaking out with all these instagram pages. I'm happy to see all these sites that aren't numbering people anymore but honestly. There are too many to keep track. 

Mountain View's Real Flyest

Mountain View's Sexiest

Mountain View's Hottest

Mountain View's Nicest 

I will applaud Briana when she makes the 

Mountain View's Best Eyebrows

Who cares if you don't make it on these pages? Just remember to sing this and you'll be fine.