I know my post title starts off with "peeing your pants at school" but I've decided to save that for last.
Before I proceed, i'd like to apologize for the excessive pictures you may see of me on this post. (Remember this isn't about me, but visualization always helps a blog post)
School Pictures.
When they hire MONSTERS to hold a camera and snap a shot of you. Who even does that?
They make it look so innocent, so non-eventful, but we all know that secretly they love our pain. They love to see our faces of disgust as we look at our picture with hate. They love to make our double chins pop out, and glares apparent. Got stuff in your teeth? That will be the thing they make pop out the most. Got a fly hair? They will make 20 more appear.
HERES THE PROCESS
You sit... and smile.... and act normal. (They hate it, and they want it to stop)
*Okay now turn your knees* (What the? They aren't even in the picture??)
*Okay now tilt your head*
*MORE*
*Now say a word, that's not funny, and we expect you to laugh, and we will take the pic in the middle of your word*
PERFECT!!!
And also, don't even get me started on the HAIR.
Your hair before the camera people touched it:
AND AFTER:
What do they tell you? It is flawless.
>The bathroom is packed for girls. You can barely even get a stall, why? Because everyone must look perfect. Well if everyone just accepted the fact that they will look like that lovely last picture, we would all have time to still go to the bathrooms and be on time to class!
>The annoying packets.
>The retakes don't even get put in the yearbook so this will be the picture haunting you for the rest of your life.
>The line you have to wait in.
>When they touch your clothes and hair (GET OFF ME).
>Move this way, move that way.
>When they don't let you see your picture (like today).
>Why do I need to say boys? I'm pretty sure it's more attractive actually smiling, than looking like you just finished saying "boys".
>Why can't I look how I looked in the mirror 5 minutes ago?
>Being self conscious the whole time.
>People staring at you as you're getting your picture taken.
All in all,
I vote we all just turn in our facebook profile pictures.
Now the moment we all have been waiting for...
PEEING YOUR PANTS AT SCHOOL... yes it does happen to highschoolers.
Everyone, at least once in their life, has wet their pants at school. You may think *Oh please, like what is that? Elementary school?* My friend. Karma will bite you if you think like that. It still happens to us almost adults. AND YES, I finally have stories, that aren't even my own! Now for the sake of their privacy, I'm going to name story #1 Jonie, #2 Jamie, #3 Delilah
Jonie was in one of her classes this week. It's her senior year, and she's going through the motions. Little did she know she would end up having a seizure at the end of class! Jonie passed out and had a seizure, and couldn't control her bladder. Right there, in the middle of her class, she let it leak.
Jamie is an athlete. She was determined to listen to coach and make the time she needed to during her workout. The coach said if they made a certain time on their sprints, they would never have to do those sprints again. And OH, was Jamie determined. She sprinted, but then she got a weird sensation. The kind that we all know means comfort and panic all at the same time. She ended up finishing one of the sprints, and made sure to keep walking so it wouldn't begin to flow. That's when the coach had her race one of the fastest in the class, she didn't win and as she finished the race it came. And she let it freely run. She announced it to her team, (because they are all good friends), and then got water and sprayed it all over her pants. Most people (like myself) looked at her after school that day thinking they must have had a water fight after running because it wasn't obvious at all. Pure Genius.
Delilah is a cheerleader for the highschool. She was a flyer. One day her coach had her try some new things for a pyramid. It was somewhat of an awkward pyramid. As she came down someone caught her really weirdly, and made her laugh her head off. Everyone began laughing. That's when it happened to her, it began. Now, those of you who don't know much about cheer have to realize that if your shorts are wet it is really obvious for the bases and backspot. She knew she had to change, but how to say it? The coach kept telling her to go up and she kept saying no, and finally told the reason why.
So remember kids the moral of these stories are
everyone can wet their pants at school.
Just don't be afraid to tell your story
to someone who will blog about it and
keep you anonymous ;)
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